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STILLBENCHPRESS STARLONE BEGINS PRODUCTION OF UPCOMING ROCKHEAD SEQUEL TO BE RELEASED AFTER END OF THE WORLD

StillBenchpress Starlone and Michael Big-Jaw Dan are on the set of yet another instalment in the Rockhead franchise when the trumpet sounds signalling the end of the world. Michael: Champ, it’s the end of the world, we need to suspend shooting and go to Heaven. Starlone: No way kid, if…

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adminArticles Creed, Rocky, Sylvester Stallone 0

WEIRD-SCENE TALENTINO RECEIVES CRITICAL ACCLAIM FOR DIRECTING OLD LADY’S PARKING

Even before he did it, Weird-scene Talentino knew that the ninth thing he did on Tuesday afternoon was guaranteed to be the talk of Hollywood for the rest of the decade: Just a few minutes after the eighth thing he did that afternoon which was pulling his Y-front underwear from…

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adminArticles Quentin Tarantino 0

Group Gives Ten Conditions for Cancelling the Cancellation of Jusie Smokescreen

Lawyer addresses the press: On behalf of my clients, a large coalition of religious people from different sects, these are the terms for forgiving Justice Small-lie and allowing him to be cool again. We believe that forgiving Mr. Small-lie will help rebuild his career as one of the gay people…

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adminArticles Jussie Smollett 0

Ain’t-Wrong Wallace Goes to Court to defend the originality of His Legal TV Show

Ain’t-Wrong: Your honour, I would like to prove to this court that this legal-drama-slash-prison-show is an original concept and actually worth watching, even for people who would rather wait and binge-watch a show when it’s several seasons old. Prosecutor: What’s so special about this show that would make people leave…

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adminArticles 50 cent, Aaron Wallace, ABC, For Life 0

Liam Knee-Sting’s Top 5 Tips for Action Heroes

Be Ready:  You must always be ready because you never know when you will get that call: asking you to play your first action movie role. That phone call could come even when you’re about to be cremated, so don’t go assuming that it will never come. Never Stop: Once…

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adminArticles Liam Neeson 0
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