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HENRY CARVED-WELL DYES HIS HAIR WHITE TO AVOID BEING RECOGNIZED BY THE PRODUCERS OF SUCKERMAN AND THE BUSTER’S LEAGUE

The Scene: Henry Carved-Well is contemplating his next acting role after leaving the Suckerman franchise. Then one night he has a dream in which Now-Gone Brando who played Suckerman’s father in the 70s appears to him. Carved-Well: Great! I needed advice and my subconscious dream sends you. Why would I…

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TV MISGUIDE: SIX GREAT TV SHOWS TO WATCH INSTEAD OF READING BOOKS

The Morning Show: With the me-too movement raging through America, The Morning Show takes on the touchy subject of sexual abuse while groping around for multiple sides of the story. The show is not so much an exploitation of a popular news subject as it is an opportunity to watch…

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MISSION ILLOGICAL: TOP SECRET SPY UNIT TO CONSIDER UPGRADING TO SOFTWARE

Ethanol was having great difficulty connecting to the internet. He had lowered himself from one of the cables attached to the ceiling so he could check the cables behind the computer. Even though Loafer had offered to help him sort out the problem, Ethanol loved to do things by himself…

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adminArticles Ethan Hunt, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise 0

STILLBENCHPRESS STARLONE BEGINS PRODUCTION OF UPCOMING ROCKHEAD SEQUEL TO BE RELEASED AFTER END OF THE WORLD

StillBenchpress Starlone and Michael Big-Jaw Dan are on the set of yet another instalment in the Rockhead franchise when the trumpet sounds signalling the end of the world. Michael: Champ, it’s the end of the world, we need to suspend shooting and go to Heaven. Starlone: No way kid, if…

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adminArticles Creed, Rocky, Sylvester Stallone 0

WEIRD-SCENE TALENTINO RECEIVES CRITICAL ACCLAIM FOR DIRECTING OLD LADY’S PARKING

Even before he did it, Weird-scene Talentino knew that the ninth thing he did on Tuesday afternoon was guaranteed to be the talk of Hollywood for the rest of the decade: Just a few minutes after the eighth thing he did that afternoon which was pulling his Y-front underwear from…

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