AFRICAN DICTATOR ARRIVES AT THE AFTER LIFE FOLLOWING AN ETERNITY AS PRESIDENT
Robert Won’t-Go-Away of Simbabwe arrives the afterlife where he finds himself on a subway train, sitting next to Patrick Sway-Hips. Robert: Hey where am I? Is this train going to Heaven? It must be if you’re on it. Everybody likes Patrick Sway-hips, right? Haha if it were Kurt Rustle, I…